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Music playing.

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Music playing.

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Music playing.

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Had to come right back.

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Play again.

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Music playing.

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Cool vibes.

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Cool vibes.

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Played November nights.

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Played the game again.

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Tower of Chang.

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Four towers of Chang.

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Which is basically three liters.

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Race to the end.

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Filled your glass.

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Send it.

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Race back.

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Lads were bleeding blue and white.

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All through the night.

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Thank you.

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Thank you for the tip. Kind of you.

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Thank you, Frankish Gones. For the tip. Hope you're keeping well. That's it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Your hot dog tastes so good.

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The hot dogs taste so good.

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Thanks, Frankie Schgoen's and Cleone Ro.

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Thanks, Job.

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Thank you very much.

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Yeah.

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All right. You know the crack.

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You know how we do this.

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What's the fucking crack?

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How's your sack?

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Were you ever in Iraq?

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Are things back to normal now since the war?

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I don't know.

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I'd say there's still some dodgy stuff happening in Baghdad.

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I heard the last day about Baghdadi.

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They went inside and took him out.

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Took him down like a dog.

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George Bush and the boys.

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Even though it wasn't George Bush.

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It was Donald Trump.

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Reminiscent of the time when they found Saddam Hussein in the hole in Baghdad.

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Must have been a pain when they caught him.

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Because he thought he'd managed to avoid them.

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Down a hole in a white vest.

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Watch out. There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

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We'll get out.

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Pumpkin Lips.

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Thank you very much.

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And Bi-Pat.

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And Wee Joe.

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And Quib.

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Thank you very much.

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That tune.

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The tune just brought me back.

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You know.

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The tune is unreal.

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Captain Zach.

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Thank you very much.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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*Sings*

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Ah, it's a shame to have to turn it down, but that's just the way it goes. In Chinatown.

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*Sings*

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Grid, Gridrin, thank you very much. That's very kind of you.

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*Sings*

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Now...

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*Sings*

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Good man.

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*Sings*

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Thanks very much there Boots. Boots. Bootsy.

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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Nice relaxing game. It's a nice relaxing thing to... you'd fall asleep watching this very easily.

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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who killed his father finds himself out in the back beyonds rural

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fish out of water a japanese fish in a chinese pond

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chinese dreams china crisis china in your hand chinese checkers

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chinese takeaways

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chinese fireworks

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chinese flu

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chinese crisis

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chinese firelighters

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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Lovely herb.

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Chinese chang.

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Chinese chang.

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Excuse me.

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Welcome to the Peking Duck House.

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Thank you for coming.

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I want to see Mr. Wen.

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He's up in the mountains, fetching some ducks.

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Got it. Thanks for the tip.

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He's up with the ducks again.

119
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It's peaceful up here.

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Hello, Mr. Wen.

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Come to help out again, have you?

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Catching ducks, you mean?

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I bet you'd make some good money with those muscles of yours.

124
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So, what do you say?

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Willem Dafoe wants me to catch a few ducks.

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So I think I will first.

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Duck, duck catching.

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Thank you kindly.

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I just need to catch more ducks today, right?

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A lot of the ducks are feeling pretty spry.

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So don't go lollygagging.

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Don't go lollygagging at the duck house.

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Make sure you catch all your ducks.

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Put all your ducks in one basket.

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Bring the ducks home then.

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You can look after the ducks if you want.

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You can harvest them.

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Harvest them for Thanksgiving out in the States.

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Speed duck.

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13 ducks in the pot.

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65 panda bucks in the claw.

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Willem Dafoe pays well for Duck. Chobu-chan, thank you very much Chobu-chan.

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Gave you a little extra today. Okay, thanks. Do come back. You've been a huge help. Excuse me. You here for a job? Actually, I'm here for something else.

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I'm looking for a VIP member of the Golden Goose. You're interested in that, eh? I'm trying to get a membership myself. It's my dream to walk into the VIP room with a lady on each arm. Okay. Thanks. Thanks for the tip. I see. Thank you. Thank you. And TMZ, thanks very much.

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I've seen many well-off travelers. Well-off travelers. We need to go into the Peking Duck Lounge and find a few well-off travelers who have besmirched my name.

155
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This room is absolutely filthy. Can't they move us? Okay, okay. I'll do something about it. Just calm down, alright?

156
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Ah, it's those-it's those creeps. It's those creeps we seen earlier on. I knew there were fucking something weird about them.

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A pair of fucking twats.

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Take them out.

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We're gonna take them out.

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Got it. Thanks for the tip.

161
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Could he be?

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Strange people.

163
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We've seen the hotel earlier on.

164
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They were as odd as two left feet.

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Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

166
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I-I had them pegged.

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The moment they came in, I knew they were up to no good.

168
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I knew they were-they were dodgeballers.

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And that we were gonna have to eventually cross paths.

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And one of us was-one of us was gonna fucking survive.

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Can't get up that way. Why would you not be able to fucking get up that way?

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China feet.

173
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Is Tom in this Gabriel? No, he isn't.

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But we had a phone call to Tom back in the hotel.

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And, uh, it was a bit of a shame, really.

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It was a bit of a letdown.

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I'm-I don't know.

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It was a different voice.

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So it was like you-you weren't even talking to Tom.

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It was like some fucking Tom imposter.

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How does this game compare to the previous RS?

182
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It's the same, man.

183
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It's the same.

184
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Uh, apart from-you can't talk to absolutely everyone in the game.

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Like, see this guy.

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Oh, you can talk to him.

187
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So you can't just talk to her.

188
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Whereas in the previous two, you could talk to anyone.

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Do they still do gulags in China?

190
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Do they still do gulags in China?

191
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I don't know, but I heard yesterday there was a-there were concentration camps out there.

192
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I was on the news yesterday.

193
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They-some-something blew that wide open.

194
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Was it like the China cables or something?

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Rich people.

196
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Yeah?

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That couple maybe?

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Two-seven.

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to wall 7.

200
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Not in it seems. I'll ask the front desk about where they went.

201
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Hey Boots, thank you very much.

202
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What do you want? Do you know where the couple in room 207 went? They didn't like their room, so they upgraded to a suite. These rich people always think they can have their way, so I made them pay extra. Ha! Which suite? Room 203.

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203.

204
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203.

205
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203.

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*Tonk*

207
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Excuse me.

208
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Oh, it's you.

209
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Can I ask you a question?

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What is it?

211
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Are you a VIP member of the Golden Goose?

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The Golden Goose? I am. What of it?

213
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Could you give me a referral?

214
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What? I'm about to go have the time of my life with my beloved Shui Hua, and you want me to do what?

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Isn't that right, Shui Hua?

216
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What are you babbling on about?

217
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Huh?

218
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This is the man who returned my bag when it was snatched.

219
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The least you could do is hear him out.

220
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Yes, dear.

221
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Referral? A referral, was it?

222
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What kind of referral did you want?

223
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A referral to become a Golden Goose VIP.

224
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Farfurth, thank you very much.

225
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Coming, my heartburn.

226
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Come in, my heartburn.

227
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*Sigh*

228
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*Sigh*

229
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*Sigh*

230
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Could you wait a moment?

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

240
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*Sigh*

241
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*Sigh*

242
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*Sigh*

243
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*Sigh*

244
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*Sigh*

245
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*Sigh*

246
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*Sigh*

247
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*Sigh*

248
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Cheers out there to Farfurda.

249
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Hope you're keeping well, player.

250
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,680
Happy Thanksgiving.

251
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Gobble Gobble and all the rest. Chairman Mao CCCP. Hopefully you're okay. Thanks very much for the tip. Good luck. Chang. Good Chang.

252
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Now on to the Golden Goose. The Casino Royale in the middle of this town. Wherever this town is. Out in rural fucking China or somewhere like.

253
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Chinese are doing well for themselves anyway. Chinese are doing really well for themselves. I'm going to go over and see if there's any fucking forklift jobs going down here. First before we go to Chinatown. Look at this guy's. See what riff is fucking shlinging.

254
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Cheers man.

255
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Excuse me.

256
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:59,840
Hello. Welcome. We have the precious fruit in all of Niawu. Have a look and see what's best.

257
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,760
Do you know where New Paradise is?

258
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:15,880
New Paradise? They're up above the promenade. Do you know the game arcade that's up in the promenade? It's right across from that.

259
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Okay. Thanks.

260
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I just. All I wanted was some fucking garlic.

261
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:26,900
Excuse me.

262
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:32,560
Welcome. I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town.

263
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Yeah. Go on. Sell us. Sell us the fruit there. That's what I wanted in the first place.

264
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Bunch of bananas please. Thanks.

265
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Thanks again. No problem.

266
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:49,800
No problem.

267
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No new mic, Richard. Just it's closer to the source.

268
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:16,760
I think maybe necessary as well because if you're playing late night and you're shouting and shit.

269
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I don't know. Maybe people will turn off.

270
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Not pleasant. Not to say my voice isn't fucking pleasant or anything.

271
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Needs to be kept at nice room temperature volume. Do you know what I mean?

272
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,520
Hang on. Where the fuck am I going now?

273
00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:42,320
Am I going to when?

274
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Might be too much breathing.

275
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Yeah. One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

276
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Bleh.

277
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I move away from the mic to breathe in.

278
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I move towards the mic to breathe out.

279
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,180
New paradise, oh yeah.

280
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A few bananas in.

281
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I move away from the mic to breathe out.

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I move away from the mic to breathe out.

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I move away from the mic to breathe out.

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344
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351
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352
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I move away from the mic to breathe out.

353
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,680
"Palice of pleasure."

354
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680
"Do you require assistance?"

355
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,680
"Yes, please.

356
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,680
Can you assist me?"

357
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,680
"I have a VIP member's referral."

358
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680
"Then please see the staff member over there."

359
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,680
"Thank you."

360
00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:08,680
You know, they could have just like tilted the camera to show you where.

361
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,680
Because I keep on going to the wrong person.

362
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,680
Maybe Guwogangquy will...

363
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,680
"Pardon me.

364
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,680
What can I do for you?"

365
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,680
"I'd like to apply for a VIP card."

366
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,680
"Please note that it will take about two months to process."

367
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,680
"What?"

368
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:34,680
"I was told that you can get a VIP card right away if you have a referral."

369
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,680
"Do you happen to have one?"

370
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680
"Yes."

371
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,680
"Please produce it now."

372
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:45,680
"It's Brandon Flowers from the Killers."

373
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,680
"Here you go."

374
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680
"Very well.

375
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,680
That will be 300 yuan."

376
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,680
"What?"

377
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,680
"You charge a fee?"

378
00:28:50,680 --> 00:29:03,680
"I collect a 300 yuan processing and handling fee."

379
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680
"Chinese hairy clam."

380
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,680
"Alright, I'll pay."

381
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,680
"I shall now issue your card.

382
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,680
Be sure to bring it with you whenever you come."

383
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:22,680
"Do you notice my health goes down when I'm inside the casino?"

384
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680
"Like, it's on a little ticker."

385
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,680
"See there, look.

386
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,680
Health bottom left of that."

387
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,680
"Why?"

388
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,680
"I'll need to see your VIP card, sir."

389
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:27,680
"Ah, my card."

390
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:27,680
"The woolen shoe."

391
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,680
"The woolen shoe."

392
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,680
"Oh, what's the way?"

393
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,680
"I'll need to see your VIP card, sir."

394
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,680
"Ah, my card."

395
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,680
"The woolen shoe."

396
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:32,680
"The woolen shoe."

397
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,680
Why?

398
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,640
I'll need to see your VIP card, sir.

399
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,000
Ah, my card.

400
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,380
The Woo Lin Shu.

401
00:29:48,380 --> 00:30:05,320
I just want to read the back of this.

402
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,180
Ah, it's in Chinese.

403
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,360
Can't read Chinese, man.

404
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,080
I'm a VIP member.

405
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,880
Many thanks, sir.

406
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,680
Enjoy yourself.

407
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,960
Thanks for the tip.

408
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:34,340
I see.

409
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,280
Big Papa Mario, thank you very much.

410
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,340
Please tell Ian Cummins that he's a leper.

411
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,680
And his farts smell like shite.

412
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,540
You're sorry and you're a leper, man.

413
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:51,880
And, uh...

414
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,880
Yeah, you're fucking...

415
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,600
Your farts smell like shite, man.

416
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,480
Sorry.

417
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:03,540
Sorry.

418
00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:22,720
I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate.

419
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:28,720
Karate punk.

420
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,060
Karate punk.

421
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:33,300
But...

422
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:33,940
But...

423
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:38,960
Big bro dodged it by hair and countered him.

424
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,180
That karate wimp ran away with his tail between his legs.

425
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:47,860
We went after him, but I gotta say, he was a master at running away.

426
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,440
I guess that's the one thing karate practitioners are good at.

427
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,020
Isn't that right, bro?

428
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:55,720
Yeah.

429
00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,980
I guess so.

430
00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,420
Amazing!

431
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,900
You're so strong!

432
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:02,700
Hey.

433
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,300
Hey.

434
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,120
Pick on someone your own sights.

435
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:06,440
Hey.

436
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,460
What's your problem?

437
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,820
Do it...

438
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,600
Bro, it's him again!

439
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,080
Scrap time.

440
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,360
How dare you!

441
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,000
I won't let you off easy this time!

442
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,000
Women!

443
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,000
Okay.

444
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,200
I'm a batter of these guys now.

445
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:34,980
Been training.

446
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:55,980
I'm a hammer in the middle.

447
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,480
What up?

448
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,340
You punk!

449
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:06,300
This guy!

450
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,060
You can't be serious!

451
00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:11,060
Punk!

452
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,540
What's this?

453
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,580
Yelp!

454
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,480
Bothead!

455
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:39,080
I've been training, man.

456
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,720
Been training.

457
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:40,720
I've been training.

458
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:59,720
Bailube.

459
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720
Bailube.

460
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:09,720
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

461
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,720
That stuff was a blast.

462
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,720
Where do I find this office?

463
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,720
You gotta go around Hotel Niawu.

464
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,720
Draw a map.

465
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,720
Okay, but I can't draw anything until you let me go.

466
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:26,720
Come on, let go of me.

467
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,720
*Groans*

468
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,280
Hey, we better hurry! Oh boy! *Groans*

469
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,680
Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see.

470
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,480
Super Ted, thank you very much.

471
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:15,780
I hope you're giving well, men.

472
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:21,400
Jeez, my fucking health is about to go down, about to die.

473
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:51,380
I'm sorry.

474
00:35:51,380 --> 00:36:21,360
I'm sorry.

475
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,360
I'm sorry.

476
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,360
I'm sorry.

477
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360
I'm sorry.

478
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,360
I'm sorry.

479
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,360
I'm sorry.

480
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360
I'm sorry.

481
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,360
I'm sorry.

482
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,360
I'm sorry.

483
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:37,360
I'm sorry.

484
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,360
I'm sorry.

485
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,360
I'm sorry.

486
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:56,360
*sad music*

487
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,360
Okay, I think I know where it is.

488
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:15,360
*sad music*

489
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,360
*sad music*

490
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,360
Shtef, thank you very much for the tip.

491
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,360
Hope you're well. Been following Shenmui after some of the old annual leave.

492
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,360
Missed the start of the stream. Is he still a dry shite?

493
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,360
Ah, dry enough now, yeah, yeah. The game's pretty dry-like.

494
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,360
*sad music*

495
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,360
We're going around eating garlic and fucking...

496
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,360
picking herbs.

497
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,360
Fishing.

498
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,360
Fighting.

499
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360
Training with wooden dummies.

500
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360
And looking for this group.

501
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,360
Remember in the first game it was like the Mad Angels.

502
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,360
You had to go down the docks.

503
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,360
And now we found out where these fuckers are.

504
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,360
Surprise, surprise, they're down the docks.

505
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,360
*sad music*

506
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,360
Probably gonna end up having to get a job in a...

507
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,360
Forklift or something like that.

508
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360
*sad music*

509
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,360
Doing a bit of forkliftage.

510
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,360
No running in the temple anyway.

511
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,360
*sad music*

512
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,360
*sad music*

513
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,360
*sad music*

514
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,360
*sad music*

515
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,360
*sad music*

516
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,360
*sad music*

517
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,360
*sad music*

518
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,360
*sad music*

519
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,360
*sad music*

520
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,360
The action is staggering.

521
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,360
The pace is relentless.

522
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,360
It's a pumping powerhouse of a game.

523
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,360
A real...

524
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,360
blockbuster.

525
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:45,440
If you could call it that.

526
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:51,240
You have to eat a lot of bananas as well. Or garlic.

527
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,740
She is the fruit lady.

528
00:38:53,740 --> 00:39:23,120
Bye. Thank you very much, Captain Sack. Thank you very much. Was that mystical magic theme with the sword in the rock at the end of 2 ever explained on yet? Maybe it will be soon enough.

529
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:30,120
Not now anyways. If it has, then... I missed it.

530
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:37,120
Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see.

531
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:44,120
Thank you very much, Boxes of Cobra Toxic.

532
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:51,120
I'm looking for some sailors.

533
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:58,120
I'm looking for some sailors.

534
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:05,120
Maybe...

535
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,120
Maybe yeah.

536
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:37,100
Maybe yeah.

537
00:40:37,100 --> 00:41:07,080
Maybe yeah.

538
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:12,080
Changzhu root is pretty hard to come by.

539
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,080
I've had a lot of licorice.

540
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,080
A lot of bellflower.

541
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,080
A lot of jujube.

542
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:27,080
Peace.

543
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,080
Peace.

544
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,080
Peace.

545
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,080
Peace.

546
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Peace.

547
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Peace.

548
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,080
Peace.

549
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Peace.

550
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Peace.

551
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Peace.

552
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,080
Peace.

553
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Peace.

554
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080
Peace.

555
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,080
Peace.

556
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Peace.

557
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Peace.

558
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080
Peace.

559
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080
Peace.

560
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,080
Peace.

561
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,080
Peace.

562
00:41:49,080 --> 00:42:10,200
Excuse me, thanks for the tip. I see. Thanks very much clone. I'll give you the recap of what happened after we have this battle now.

563
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:35,320
Boss! This is him! The Japanese guy who got in our way! You've got some guts to barge in here on your own. Where's Yuen? Yuen? That half croaked geezer, or that hard-ass grandpa?

564
00:42:35,320 --> 00:43:05,320
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

565
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:35,300
I'm not going to die.

566
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,300
Come on.

567
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,300
What's with this guy?

568
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,300
Come on.

569
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,300
Take this.

570
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:59,300
What's with this guy?

571
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,300
Whoops.

572
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,300
Damn.

573
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,300
You're getting on my nerves.

574
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:15,300
You're getting on my nerves.

575
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,300
You're getting on my nerves.

576
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:29,300
What's with this guy?

577
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:33,300
You're training man.

578
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,300
That's what's with me.

579
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:45,300
Get back to the down jaw with you.

580
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,300
None of you interrupt.

581
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,300
Back to the down jaw with you.

582
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,300
Who's this lad?

583
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:57,300
I don't want to fight this guy.

584
00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:59,300
I have no snake power on me.

585
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,300
Might need to go and get some snake power.

586
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,300
Snake power.

587
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,300
Snake power man.

588
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,300
Excuse me.

589
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,300
Thanks for the tip.

590
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,300
Dahi.

591
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,300
Thank you very much.

592
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,300
I hope you're keeping well.

593
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,300
I hope you're keeping well.

594
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,300
Thank you very much.

595
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,300
This is a bit of a shit show now.

596
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,300
I'm going to have to go and get some fucking snake juice.

597
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:44,380
Snake juice.

598
00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:58,660
Off you go.

599
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,980
Train more before you come back.

600
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,940
Train more.

601
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,580
Train more before you come back.

602
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:14,040
Yet I nearly had them all.

603
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,640
It's all about the snake juice now.

604
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,860
And I've got enough money together through gambling.

605
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,020
Through fishing.

606
00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:23,540
Through collecting herbs.

607
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:23,920
Selling.

608
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:24,800
Wheeler dealing.

609
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,620
I just go back again in the morning with some fucking snake juice.

610
00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:34,760
Is she crying is she?

611
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,460
Yo whooped.

612
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,040
I went to the Red Snake's hideout.

613
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,460
They're a hideout?

614
00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:47,660
I heard Mr. Yan was there.

615
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,120
So.

616
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,840
My father?

617
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,100
But I didn't see him anywhere.

618
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:56,720
I have to defeat their leader.

619
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280
No matter what it takes.

620
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,180
Are you?

621
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:01,500
Yo.

622
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,340
He's gushed.

623
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:05,620
He's kinda de gushed.

624
00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:06,280
This is nothing.

625
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:07,660
I'll be fine.

626
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:37,640
*music*

627
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:50,640
*music*

628
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,640
Thanks very much Kev.

629
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,640
Yeti to Johnston's wireless printer.

630
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,640
And Rich and Rob no doubt watched.

631
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,640
*music*

632
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,640
Look at you, finally proving useful.

633
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,640
You might want to brush up on your fighting skills a bit though.

634
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,640
Still, you did good man.

635
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,640
I don't want to hear it.

636
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
Leave the rest to me.

637
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,640
I feel like I've finally gotten my bearings.

638
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,640
Give me a call when you head for the hideout.

639
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,640
I'll be waiting up on the second floor of the ferry terminal.

640
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,640
Don't forget, I'm serious man.

641
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Got it.

642
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:36,640
*music*

643
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Excuse me.

644
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Thanks for the tip.

645
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
I see.

646
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Chinese herb.

647
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,640
Thanks for the tip.

648
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,640
Thoughts on the dead sheep situation in the Black Sea.

649
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,640
Think it might have been an inside job.

650
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,640
Dead sheep.

651
00:48:53,640 --> 00:49:00,640
dead sheep.

652
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:07,640
dead sheep.

653
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:14,640
dead sheep.

654
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:20,640
dead sheep.

655
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:26,640
dead sheep.

656
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,640
dead sheep.

657
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:36,640
dead sheep.

658
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:45,440
Red snakes.

659
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,940
Let's do it.

660
00:49:47,940 --> 00:50:17,740
Hey. Hey, you punks! Show yourselves! I'll be fighting you this time. I'm not like the weakling you fought before. Hey. Who the hell?

661
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:47,540
Who the hell is this? With you. Back to the snake. Shut your... It's a bit loud, sorry. Stop cowering and get 'em. You schmucks. We don't do it. Shit. Should've got a bit of garlic. Didn't even get any garlic.

662
00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:57,340
Doesn't matter. I can't pull in this. Nice one.

663
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:35,140
Absolutely leather and left. Left, right and center. Towers of Shang and everything.

664
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:44,940
Stay up! Absolutely sandy, sandy. Do you think someone did a remix of it?

665
00:51:52,940 --> 00:52:00,740
These guys are nothing. How did you lose to them again? Maybe you've lost your touch or something? Huh? Hey. Huh?

666
00:52:00,740 --> 00:52:01,740
Huh?

667
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,740
Whoa!

668
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:05,740
*Gunshot*

669
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,380
Who is this guy? He's a monster!

670
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,180
Watch out, there's a fucking tiger jack coming down! We're going!

671
00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:35,180
*Gunshot*

672
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,180
Huh?

673
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:39,180
Huh?

674
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:41,180
Huh?

675
00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:43,180
Huh?

676
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:45,180
Huh?

677
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:47,180
Huh?

678
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:49,180
Huh?

679
00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:51,180
Huh?

680
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,180
Fuck.

681
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,180
Still gonna need that snake juice.

682
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:20,180
kills.

683
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:46,180
There's no way we can take this gorilla.

684
00:53:46,180 --> 00:54:04,180
Let's get out of here.

685
00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:05,180
Collapsible baton.

686
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:08,180
Go and get the collapsible baton down the pawn shop.

687
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:09,180
Wowza.

688
00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:23,180
That was a close one.

689
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:33,180
Who would have thought you hooked up with a girl?

690
00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:35,180
Leo, who is he?

691
00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:38,180
Oh, this is Ren.

692
00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:39,180
MC Ren.

693
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:42,180
So, you've already told her stories about me, huh?

694
00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:45,180
But that doesn't mean you can leave me in the dark.

695
00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,180
Where did you meet a girl like this?

696
00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,180
Hmm?

697
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:52,180
What's the matter, Ren?

698
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,180
Uh, never mind.

699
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:55,180
It's none of my business.

700
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:57,180
I'll see you around.

701
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,180
Seriously, that guy.

702
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:01,180
Maybe we should turn in for the night.

703
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,180
Sure.

704
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,180
Watch out!

705
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:04,180
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

706
00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:05,180
We'll get out!

707
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,180
Good night.

708
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:07,180
Good night.

709
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:08,720
Maybe we should turn in for the night.

710
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,480
Sure.

711
00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,840
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

712
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,280
Good night.

713
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:36,920
Hey, you.

714
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,080
Yes.

715
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:40,520
You need to pay for your room tonight.

716
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,380
Don't tell me you don't have any cash.

717
00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,780
No, I do.

718
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,740
Ah, thank you.

719
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:53,360
Peace.

720
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,000
Story development.

721
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,440
Peace.

722
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,340
I won't be worth anything if I don't eat.

723
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,960
Get some sleep lead.

724
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:35,820
*music*

725
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:49,820
*music* The pace has dropped too much Kev is it? There's nothing I can do about that Kev. The pace is dictated by the game. There's nothing I can do about that.

726
00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:57,700
Punches and kicks didn't work at all. It's like we were fighting an actual bear.

727
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,920
Well, come on, tight lips. Think of something.

728
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:08,560
Everybody's got a weakness. I'm sure of it. What is his style?

729
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:12,320
Yeah, he had a weird-looking stance.

730
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:14,920
I've never seen it before.

731
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:19,340
He even used some moves that resembled animals.

732
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:24,560
If we figure out his style, we might be able to find a way to beat him.

733
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:26,780
You know any martial arts experts?

734
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,780
An expert?

735
00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:34,760
I should talk to Mr. Shur.

736
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:40,420
Hmm.

737
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,800
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

738
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,320
Thanks very much, Glugaski.

739
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,480
Was there really a dead sheep situation in the Black Sea?

740
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,740
Or was that...

741
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,680
Was that a joke?

742
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:28,320
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

743
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,140
Absolutely sending it. Thank you very much.

744
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,000
Shout out to Kev.

745
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:35,640
Merion Road.

746
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,000
A real G.

747
00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:40,380
All the best, Kev.

748
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:49,200
While we're on the way to Mr. Shoesgaff.

749
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,120
I don't want to listen to this...

750
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,980
Music they've laid out for me.

751
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:57,820
So maybe...

752
00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:01,020
I took the liberty after the last game, after the last stream ended there.

753
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,120
I, uh...

754
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,640
Didn't switch off the console and record it for a couple of minutes.

755
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,040
You know what I recorded, right?

756
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,040
I, uh...

757
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040
I, uh...

758
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:42,020
Thank you.

759
00:59:42,020 --> 01:00:12,000
Thank you.

760
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Thank you.

761
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
John.

762
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
You're 38.

763
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Bleeding pillow white.

764
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Bleeding pillow white.

765
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Some of that.

766
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Some of that.

767
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Some of that.

768
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Mr. Shur.

769
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Oh.

770
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Hey there.

771
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Let's have a round.

772
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I'll talk after that.

773
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Thanks very much Johnson.

774
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Tell Kev Collins I'll see him at work tomorrow.

775
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Few directors to check.

776
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Don't know what that means man.

777
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:22,000
But hopefully all is well as we enter the Thunderdroid.

778
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Against Percy pudding.

779
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Oh.

780
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
X-X circle circle.

781
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
X-X circle circle.

782
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Oh my.

783
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Fucking shitty head.

784
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:50,000
again

785
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:11,520
slowly it's fetched furiously fetched

786
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:25,520
hahaha

787
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:47,680
don't say you don't say i'm sure he said something chinese there but it sounded like you don't say

788
01:02:51,600 --> 01:03:00,400
kung fu away boys kung fu away thunder pam away boys thunder pam away

789
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:11,840
excuse me thanks for the tip i see valtteri bottas thank you very much for your kind and generous tip

790
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:21,120
from an f1 racer this pace is sufficient you say power on young blood so uh don't know cuz i'd like

791
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:29,680
to ask you about a kung fu style thanks very much man sure what's up it uses a peculiar stance that's

792
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:36,240
so the guy kept his head low and his arms raised behind him do you know what the style is called

793
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:45,520
no idea there were animal movements mixed in oh then that's easy if it was a monkey that's monkey

794
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:55,360
fist crane is white crane a tiger is tiger fist snake that's snake style and giraffe that's

795
01:03:55,360 --> 01:04:03,520
excuse me thanks for the tip i see lindy thank you very much do you know any experts in martial arts

796
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:10,640
i do hope you're well my kofu master your master yep would you tell me who that is

797
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:20,160
red master patience you can find him at the harbor thank you so much come and spar with me again

798
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:42,160
sure thing the fist of the snake

799
01:04:42,160 --> 01:05:00,080
rory samson how are you i'm not too bad thanks very much for watching

800
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:07,120
all the best all the best beat your gorilla jish in the night

801
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:23,840
four towers of chan please it's basically three liters four towers of chan please

802
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:34,000
excuse me thanks for the tip jimmy juice i see thank you very much jimmy juices how are you just

803
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:40,080
what's the story how are you rory is your name rory or jimmy juices jimmy juices

804
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,160
thanks very much thanks very much thanks very much

805
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:57,280
it's hard sometimes find the light to carry on i know i can find it if i try

806
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,080
i know i can find it i won't die

807
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:11,920
uh

808
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:20,800
what what what what video is about sending it all right the the voicemail did you not hear it

809
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,120
uh i don't know where where you can find it now man i got fucking sent it

810
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,200
i don't know where you can find it just uh

811
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,800
i don't know where you can find it just uh

812
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,520
i don't know where you can find it just uh

813
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,640
i don't know where you can find it just uh

814
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,840
i don't know where you can find it just uh

815
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:56,960
i don't know where you can find it just uh oh yeah just google sending it voicemail black rock you should get a result that works

816
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:26,800
thanks very much jimmy juice

817
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:35,680
jesus excuse me thanks for the tip i see and the 36 chambers of sending it thanks very much

818
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:52,560
thanks for the tip

819
01:07:52,560 --> 01:08:01,440
kevin carlin thanks for the tip very kind of you you know it

820
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:05,440
horseplay

821
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:18,320
horseplay

822
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:25,200
thanks very much

823
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:29,200
uh

824
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,200
fish and war war

825
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:44,080
and

826
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:56,960
big

827
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:09,840
big

828
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:22,720
big

829
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:35,600
big

830
01:09:35,600 --> 01:10:05,340
Excuse me.

831
01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:06,920
Thanks for the tip.

832
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:07,780
Samantha.

833
01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:08,240
I see.

834
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,300
Thank you very much, Samantha.

835
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,240
I see.

836
01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:17,880
Oh, why are we missing out on here?

837
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:20,920
Could be a brand new tune.

838
01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:22,220
It's classer.

839
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:23,700
But it's not.

840
01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:27,680
Grandmaster Bay.

841
01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,680
Why do you call me Grandmaster?

842
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,720
I heard you talk shir, Kung Fu.

843
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,200
I heard you talk shite.

844
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,620
I heard you talk shite, Kung Fu.

845
01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:37,760
I did.

846
01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:39,840
Watch out.

847
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:41,220
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

848
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:41,640
We'll get out.

849
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,500
It uses a particular stance.

850
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,260
Go on.

851
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:52,480
He kept his head low and his arms raised behind him.

852
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,080
Do you know what this style is called?

853
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:54,660
Thanks, man.

854
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,780
Why do you seek this information?

855
01:10:59,980 --> 01:11:02,160
A friend was kidnapped by the Red Snakes.

856
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,140
The Red Snakes, you say.

857
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,880
I want to know the style their leader uses.

858
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:08,680
Their shite.

859
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,180
If I knew his style, I could potentially find a weakness.

860
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,320
Exploit the weakness.

861
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,100
So you wish to land armor.

862
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,440
Thank you very much as well.

863
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:16,540
Yeah.

864
01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:23,880
I'm sure you of all people understand that martial arts cannot be learned overnight.

865
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,880
You must really have your back against the wall.

866
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:33,300
If you know, please, tell me.

867
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:41,140
Even if there was a technique, you must possess the basics to be able to use it.

868
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,900
Then test me, please.

869
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,080
I suppose a friendly spar would help to pass the time.

870
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,040
A friendly spar.

871
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,640
Break his fucking face.

872
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,840
Into two.

873
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,360
If a fish jumps, so shall the water jump.

874
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:11,660
It is just the law of nature. It is unreasonable to fight it.

875
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:27,380
Be a tree in the wind.

876
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:28,620
Go with the flow.

877
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,260
Hmm.

878
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:41,960
A long time ago, martial arts were banned.

879
01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:48,860
But humans are interesting creatures.

880
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,040
They practiced in secret, away from prying eyes and became stronger.

881
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,460
One even practiced atop this very boat.

882
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:01,540
Non-trend survived the ban and was passed on in this way.

883
01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:03,540
I don't know.

884
01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:05,540
I don't know.

885
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:07,540
*Gasp*

886
01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:18,540
Your kung fu is lacking.

887
01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:23,540
Excuse me, Grand Master.

888
01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:26,540
Train more in kung fu before you come back.

889
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:29,540
I'll spar with you anytime you like.

890
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:31,540
Philosophizing as he slapping you.

891
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,540
Thank you, Grand Master.

892
01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:50,740
Hey, Xinhua.

893
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,720
What is it, Yeo?

894
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,160
Do you remember the cormorant fisherman at the dock?

895
01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:57,840
A fisherman?

896
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,020
Oh, yes.

897
01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:01,060
We saw him when we arrived in Niawu.

898
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,320
It turns out he's a martial arts master.

899
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,700
A master? That's impressive.

900
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:09,780
I know.

901
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,520
So, is he going to help us?

902
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,280
Well, we sparred.

903
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:20,660
But he said my kung fu wasn't good enough to teach me anything.

904
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:22,640
I see.

905
01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:25,320
So, what do we do now?

906
01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:27,580
I've got to get better at kung fu.

907
01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:28,920
The same thing we do every day.

908
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,360
Sure, I'm level 25, man.

909
01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:34,900
I don't need to get better for no man or beast.

910
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,900
I'm going to go back to the room.

911
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:40,220
I'm fucking well trained in the art of martial art.

912
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:43,320
25 levels, man.

913
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:45,660
25 chambers of death.

914
01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:54,840
I need a few fucking bottles of snake and I'll fucking lift him off the ground.

915
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:02,420
Bit of sleep first, you know.

916
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,060
Why is she fucking...

917
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:09,440
Just take an upfront payment so I don't have to pay every night.

918
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:09,980
I'm going to be home tonight.

919
01:15:09,980 --> 01:15:10,000
I'm going to be home tonight.

920
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000
I'm going to be home tonight.

921
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000
I'm going to be home tonight.

922
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000
I'm going to be home tonight.

923
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,840
Don't tell me you don't have any cash.

924
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:15,280
No, I do.

925
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:19,220
Ah, thank you.

926
01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:29,660
I've got to eat something.

927
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:44,360
Thanks for the tip.

928
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:45,740
I see.

929
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,900
Andrew and Dob from tip.

930
01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:48,780
Thank you very much.

931
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:50,000
Thank you.

932
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,200
I hope you're well.

933
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:06,060
Back to this fight with three bottles of Chang.

934
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,020
Three bottles of Chang.

935
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:10,980
Fight.

936
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,620
Full HP, XP.

937
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:14,620
Garlic it up.

938
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,340
Five cloves of garlic in the back pocket.

939
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,560
Five bulbs, sorry.

940
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:20,980
Three bottles of snake Chang.

941
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,380
That cormorant fisherman is a grandmaster?

942
01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:30,340
Huh.

943
01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:32,620
I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover.

944
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,080
So.

945
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,120
Thank you very much.

946
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:35,720
I see.

947
01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:36,900
I see.

948
01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:38,320
Heavy petting.

949
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:38,820
Heavy petting.

950
01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:38,820
Thank you.

951
01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:40,360
He didn't tell me.

952
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,600
Does that fisherman even know?

953
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:45,700
I'm not sure.

954
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:48,820
I sparred with the grandmaster.

955
01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:50,820
And he said my kung fu was lacking.

956
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,680
But it'd do me no good to know.

957
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:55,460
You idiot.

958
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:59,000
You can still win even if you don't have enough kung fu.

959
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:00,840
Really?

960
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,680
Hold on.

961
01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:04,860
Hey.

962
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,100
Is there anywhere you can learn kung fu?

963
01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:11,120
At some school or dojo, I suppose.

964
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,800
Oh, there might be a martial arts expert there.

965
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:19,580
Well, go look for a place that teaches kung fu.

966
01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:20,600
Good idea.

967
01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:21,800
Sure I've been.

968
01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:23,060
I'm fucking class, man.

969
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:23,880
I can beat everyone.

970
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:30,880
*music*

971
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:53,880
*music*

972
01:17:53,880 --> 01:18:20,880
Where would fella get snake power this time and day? Time and place? I don't need it anyway, I just need bananas. Bananas please. No messing around. Just give me the bananas. No time to chat. Bananas now. Stat. I needed bananas ten minutes ago.

973
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,880
*music*

974
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:28,880
Bunch of them. Ten bunches of bananas. Ninety. Ninety quid.

975
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,880
*music*

976
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,880
Thanks again.

977
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,880
Thanks but no thanks.

978
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,880
*music*

979
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:38,880
*music*

980
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:42,880
I see. Michael, Michael Glowman. Thanks very much.

981
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,880
*music*

982
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,880
*music*

983
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,880
*music*

984
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:52,880
*music*

985
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:58,880
*music*

986
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,880
*music*

987
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,880
*music*

988
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,880
*music*

989
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,880
*music*

990
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:04,880
*music*

991
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,880
*music*

992
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,880
*music*

993
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,880
*music*

994
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,880
*music*

995
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,880
*music*

996
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,880
*music*

997
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,880
*music*

998
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:18,880
*music*

999
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,880
*music*

1000
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,880
*music*

1001
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,540
for the game Shenmuezy.

1002
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:28,900
Japanese Mads Mikkelsen.

1003
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:32,900
Round of applause, please, for Japanese Mads Mikkelsen.

1004
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,340
Excuse me.

1005
01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,240
Are you here to train?

1006
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:39,580
Yeah.

1007
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,760
Actually, I have a question.

1008
01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:45,040
Oh? And what might that be?

1009
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:46,900
It's about Kung Fu.

1010
01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:50,580
Ah. Then you've come to the right person.

1011
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:59,860
I had a run-in with a martial artist that uses an unorthodox style.

1012
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,520
Unorthodox?

1013
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,080
Yeah. There were animal movements mixed in.

1014
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:06,720
Animal movements?

1015
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,140
Yeah, like an old cat.

1016
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:11,700
Yeah. I was wondering if you could identify it.

1017
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,900
This martial artist, do you know who he is or where he's from?

1018
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:21,900
Oh, um...

1019
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,440
He's the Red Snakes big guy.

1020
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:25,900
Red Snakes?

1021
01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:28,940
He got an undergrad in UL in Arts.

1022
01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:30,860
Martial Arts.

1023
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,060
Good luck.

1024
01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:54,300
Thanks for the tip.

1025
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,600
I see.

1026
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,220
Force.

1027
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,660
Me old kindred spirit.

1028
01:20:58,780 --> 01:20:59,820
Thank you very much for that.

1029
01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:02,400
Hmm.

1030
01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:04,700
He just told us something that I need to know there.

1031
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:05,800
Have you come to train?

1032
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,340
You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy.

1033
01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:11,820
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1034
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,940
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1035
01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:17,780
What will you do?

1036
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,580
Come back again.

1037
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:24,920
You're welcome here anytime.

1038
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,520
We're not going anywhere.

1039
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,600
Excuse me.

1040
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,320
For fuck's sake.

1041
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:32,520
For fuck's sake.

1042
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:36,100
You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy.

1043
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,580
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1044
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:40,460
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1045
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:41,560
Dara, thank you very much.

1046
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:42,700
I see.

1047
01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:44,440
What will you do?

1048
01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:48,580
You say, Francis Kung Fu is fake news.

1049
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,540
Come back again.

1050
01:21:49,540 --> 01:21:53,780
A bit of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and some Queen's Rules for all them champs.

1051
01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:54,620
We're not going anywhere.

1052
01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:56,840
I'll keep that in mind, Dara.

1053
01:21:56,900 --> 01:21:57,200
Thanks.

1054
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:00,820
Excuse me.

1055
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,340
Thanks for the tip.

1056
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:03,700
I see.

1057
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,200
But do you like coconuts?

1058
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:07,620
Thank you very much.

1059
01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:10,280
Thank you very much for that.

1060
01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:11,520
I appreciate that.

1061
01:22:12,020 --> 01:22:13,480
Would you ever do Vipers View again?

1062
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,980
At some stage, something's going to have to happen, you know?

1063
01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:25,280
Because I've been fucking trying to chase chickens and ducks in a virtual world.

1064
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:33,480
There's only so much of that before you need to sink your teeth into some reality bites again.

1065
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:34,820
Thanks for the tip.

1066
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:36,600
Appreciate it.

1067
01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:38,060
Thanks for watching.

1068
01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:55,400
I'll open the book and then didn't learn anything at Wu Shen Ha.

1069
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,260
Look for another place.

1070
01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:59,840
Tell you, there's a fucking dojo down the back of this place.

1071
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,360
There might be someone down there.

1072
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,220
I'll tell you, there's another place.

1073
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,200
I'll tell you another.

1074
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:11,500
There's another place down at the groovy tune gap.

1075
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:20,500
Which we might hear a little bit of right now.

1076
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:44,500
Thanks, Piper.

1077
01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:48,260
Because of these streams, I started playing Shenmue we won yesterday.

1078
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,100
Thank you, Rotten Hedge.

1079
01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:56,220
Hope that you are enjoying these streams.

1080
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:57,940
Thanks for watching.

1081
01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:27,400
It's gotta pop-a-doodle-doo. Walk through the temple, don't run, or we're gonna come and kill you. Ring the bell, light the candle, and cook that pot. Stir the soup inside the pot, it's really hot, don't let it stick to the side. When you get outside, you can run for your life.

1082
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:56,740
Climb the steps all the way to the top of the temple, the Chinese temple, yeah, babe. Ah, fuckin' chewing, man.

1083
01:24:56,740 --> 01:25:05,740
I think I was on some serious shit, man. Oh, yeah, and the chewing left me, and I had the fuckin' skills to pay the bills, like...

1084
01:25:07,740 --> 01:25:10,740
Hang on, we'll get to it in the real part anyway now. Oh.

1085
01:25:10,740 --> 01:25:11,240
Oh.

1086
01:25:20,740 --> 01:25:21,740
Here we are.

1087
01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:37,740
This looks like somewhere you'd fuckin' have an old fight. There's no one... you get better.

1088
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:44,740
There's no one... you get better.

1089
01:25:44,740 --> 01:26:03,460
I fucked it up, I don't know where I'm going, I went the wrong place. Where is there another

1090
01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:14,720
fucking dojo or is there another temple is it? This girl. It's the...

1091
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:19,640
most requested directions aimed at this girl here just by proxy because of where she's standing.

1092
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,060
Do you have a minute? Direction NPC.

1093
01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:36,780
Do you know of any kung fu training grounds? Kung fu? Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. I always hear strange yelling and banging coming from there. Gotcha.

1094
01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:42,580
Do we go to the Mooran Cafe before? Is that the Mooran Cafe down there? That's not the Mooran. Or is the Mooran down there? Is that Mooran?

1095
01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:48,380
Are you Mooran, man? Fuckin' Mickey Mooran.

1096
01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:55,180
Fuckin' Mickey Mooran.

1097
01:26:55,180 --> 01:27:03,520
Da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

1098
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:09,320
Fuckin' Mickey Mooran.

1099
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:13,120
fucking Mickey Mooran

1100
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:27,600
that bad that better brain slug thank you very much very kind you missed a bit

1101
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:32,080
what happened since you were chasing the ducks we are we're hot on the tail of

1102
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:37,140
the fucking red dragons or whatever they're called man gonna decapitate the

1103
01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:43,160
man gonna lacerate them where's more Moran

1104
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:59,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

1105
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:09,160
you know, you know it's right, you know it's right, Tuesday night.

1106
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:17,160
Here we go again, down the street, will this ever end?

1107
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:25,160
Lot aren't up the hats, how about that?

1108
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:35,160
This is the fucking mooran, is it? Is this the mooran?

1109
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:41,160
Make your way up to the second floor and get yourself some prizes.

1110
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,160
Where's the mooran man?

1111
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:45,160
Do you know of any places where I could practice kung fu?

1112
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:51,160
Kung fu? You mean the martial art? Couldn't you just go to the mooran cafe?

1113
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,160
Okay, thanks.

1114
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:09,160
The mooran cafe is over that bridge.

1115
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:15,160
Da da da, ba ba ba.

1116
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:25,160
Is this the mooran, is it? Can I fight here?

1117
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,160
Excuse me?

1118
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,160
Looking for a quick hit?

1119
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:33,160
Welcome to the newest hotspot in Yahoo, the mooran cafe.

1120
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,160
The mooran cafe.

1121
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,160
I see.

1122
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,160
Derek Corcoran, thank you very much.

1123
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:41,160
Hope you're enjoying the lovely atmosphere of the game and the pace hasn't got you shook.

1124
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:43,160
Do you know of anywhere I could practice kung fu?

1125
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,160
Really enjoying the streams, thank you very much for watching.

1126
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:46,160
Kung fu, huh?

1127
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,160
You've come to the right place.

1128
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,160
Huh?

1129
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,160
We offer kung fu practice sessions.

1130
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:58,160
The owner can fill you in.

1131
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:28,160
Animalistic behavior. Animalistic tendencies. Animalistic violence.

1132
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,160
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jack coming down. Get out!

1133
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:38,160
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift?

1134
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:41,160
Cause that stuff is a blast.

1135
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:49,160
I did say I'm not good enough at Kung Fu. Maybe I should give it a shot.

1136
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:55,160
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1137
01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,160
I see.

1138
01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,160
Thanks very much the lonely donkey.

1139
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,160
Thanks for watching. And supporting.

1140
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:10,160
Just had my Erasmus Grant come through.

1141
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:13,160
Thought I'd spread the love. Thanks very much.

1142
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,160
I hope you're keeping well.

1143
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,160
And that the Erasmus is going grand.

1144
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,160
Where are you erasing?

1145
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:23,160
Did you fucking erase anyone yet?

1146
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,160
Over yonder.

1147
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:28,160
Do you listen to Erasure do you?

1148
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,160
On the Erasmus.

1149
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,160
On the Erasmus.

1150
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:34,160
Erasmus in Kowloon.

1151
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:39,160
Kowloon City at night.

1152
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:52,160
Amazing speed. Amazing pace.

1153
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,160
Bit of squats.

1154
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:09,160
I should see where else martial artists gather.

1155
01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,160
Something I can help you with.

1156
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,160
Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here?

1157
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,160
Probably over at Liu Ha Hall.

1158
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:20,160
A lot of people go to train under the instructors there.

1159
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,160
Liu Ha Hall.

1160
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,160
Yeah I was there already. They're shy.

1161
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,160
Excuse me.

1162
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,160
Thanks for the tip.

1163
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:26,160
I see.

1164
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:31,160
Randy Landy. Thank you very much.

1165
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:36,160
Kung Fu needs to get feral but the stream is strong. Thank you very much.

1166
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,160
There's a nice fat beat coming up.

1167
01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,160
Slap beat is it?

1168
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:41,160
Slap bass.

1169
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:46,160
These lads are gonna get a fucking schlap face soon enough.

1170
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,160
Slap bass.

1171
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,160
Slap bass.

1172
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,160
Slap bass.

1173
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:51,160
Slap bass.

1174
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:52,160
Here we go again.

1175
01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:53,160
Here we go again.

1176
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,160
Number 10.

1177
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,160
Mmm.

1178
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:56,160
Alright.

1179
01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,160
Big Papa Mario. Thank you very much for the three-year-old. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1180
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,160
she's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1181
01:32:58,160 --> 01:32:59,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1182
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1183
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1184
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:02,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1185
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1186
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1187
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:05,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1188
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1189
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,160
She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat.

1190
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:24,800
Big Papa Mario, thank you very much for the three euro.

1191
01:33:25,540 --> 01:33:30,080
Tell Kate she's a deadly tattooer even though she's a South Sider that watches X-Files and

1192
01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,680
Sisters a fucking ride.

1193
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,860
Can't believe I just read that out.

1194
01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:38,580
I am with the shout.

1195
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,260
Back through the tape.

1196
01:33:46,260 --> 01:33:47,220
Big Papa Mario.

1197
01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:54,520
Big Papa Mario.

1198
01:33:54,520 --> 01:34:19,240
so deal winton's supermarket sweep is is this place now deal winton's are you japanese branch

1199
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:24,360
of supermarkets that he had after he was big in japan supermarket sweep was massive in japan

1200
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:33,720
any snake any snake no carrot juice

1201
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:48,280
fuck it man nothing in here man tuna fiver 120 hp ah fuck that jade man it's rubbish man

1202
01:34:52,360 --> 01:35:06,360
shite hurry back soon wish time

1203
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:25,320
excuse me welcome to niawu pharmacy your medicinal one-stop shop whatever your ailment we have the

1204
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:25,800
remedy

1205
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:36,360
do you know where i could practice kung fu did you say kung fu why don't you try leo ha ha

1206
01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:43,720
ah i just want to buy a snake oil please thanks very much it's right up ahead snake oil in the bottom

1207
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:50,760
martial arts instructor who occasionally buys his medication there he's very round which is to say

1208
01:35:50,760 --> 01:36:02,200
he's my type is that so thank you is that so uh snake juice whatever your ailment we have the remedy

1209
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:13,080
we also purchase herbs from collectors

1210
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:18,680
probably get it cheaper somewhere else

1211
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:26,120
come back anytime i'd say you can get a 20 quid cheaper somewhere else

1212
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:37,880
shen washi over here what's the crack hey shenhua yes rio

1213
01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:47,080
i'm looking for a place to practice i know where i'm going like oh really yeah did you see any place

1214
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,880
like that in town skip now that you mention it

1215
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:59,880
crocodile so you have well i saw some people practicing near a big temple which temple was that

1216
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:08,760
the one past the street lined with shops ah up the hill past the promenade got it i'll go take a look

1217
01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:09,960
good luck

1218
01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:26,200
we've got a nice selection and just so you know we also buy medicinal herbs

1219
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:44,200
thanks for the tip i see sunny crockett thank you very much

1220
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:52,600
we protect the privacy of all of our customers

1221
01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:58,280
rip off rip off china

1222
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:07,160
fucking robbie blind up there man you get that snake juice somewhere else cheaper i'd say

1223
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:21,400
one of the shitty stalls down by the fishing village or something

1224
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:37,800
crack crack hi mr sure well look who it is did you find grandmaster bay

1225
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:47,800
yeah but he said i don't know enough kung fu which is true i don't know anything about it level 25

1226
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:57,080
i see i see level 25 probably level 26. i figured someone around here might know about kung fu

1227
01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:07,080
well as you can probably tell i'm your only hope yeah i guess so hey don't sound so disappointed

1228
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:19,880
come on let's have a little sparring match what you should bear with this cut

1229
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:24,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1230
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:29,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1231
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:34,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1232
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1233
01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:44,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1234
01:39:44,880 --> 01:40:10,880
I'm not sure how to do this.

1235
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:15,880
You're going down then. You're going down to Chinatown.

1236
01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:19,880
Which is all around us because we're in China.

1237
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,880
Thanks for the yetis.

1238
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:31,880
Appreciate the support.

1239
01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:35,880
Those yetis are from the heart, I can tell.

1240
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,880
Solid yeti.

1241
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,880
Slow-mo there, man.

1242
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:47,880
Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see.

1243
01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:52,880
Sunny crocket.

1244
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:53,880
Thank you.

1245
01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:54,880
There's a ride on the yacht.

1246
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:56,880
Oh yeah.

1247
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:57,880
Loving the silky smooth tune.

1248
01:40:57,880 --> 01:40:58,880
That reminds me of my own theme.

1249
01:40:58,880 --> 01:40:59,880
Any chance you could queue that one up?

1250
01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:00,880
What's that?

1251
01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:01,880
Sunny crocket.

1252
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:02,880
Sunny crocket.

1253
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:02,880
Level 25.

1254
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:03,880
Attack level 14.

1255
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:04,880
Endurance 12.

1256
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:06,880
I don't think any tune is going to beat that one to be honest, Sunny.

1257
01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:07,880
There's nothing I want to hear more than that tune again.

1258
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:07,880
And it's just around the corner.

1259
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:08,880
Sure.

1260
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:09,880
Well, you can get into a horse stance over there.

1261
01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:10,880
Why don't you try?

1262
01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:24,160
sunny crockett level 25 attack level 14 endurance 12 I don't think any tunes

1263
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:28,280
gonna beat that one to be honest sunny nothing is there's nothing I want to hear

1264
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:32,960
more than that tune again don't you and it's just around the corner well you can

1265
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:40,700
get into a horse stance over there why don't you try maybe I will yeah I'll

1266
01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:43,160
give it a shot

1267
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:54,860
shit

1268
01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:05,900
they're mad for making me do this horse stance enduro competition with the wooden

1269
01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:13,760
pole I have to basically remain in that position for a minute I started doing

1270
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:19,460
them when we played the game last week I was doing it in tandem in reality and it

1271
01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:25,860
does actually you can feel it on the thighs by around you know the minute mark

1272
01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:32,780
just in case you wanted to know

1273
01:42:49,580 --> 01:43:02,140
Amazing gameplay. Really is. Oh yeah, I know Krakitz theme. It's good.

1274
01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:31,100
It doesn't look like there are any other martial arts experts around here. What's troubling you? Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here? I've popped into the Muren Cafe once or twice. I already went there, actually. You did? Guess you like it too, eh? Yes, but do you know any others? Oh yeah. How could I forget? You know some?

1275
01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:49,780
I keep hearing about this spot where you can bet on fights. You looking for a street fight? Bet on fights, huh? Where is this place? Hmm. I don't know, actually. I see. I see.

1276
01:43:49,780 --> 01:44:16,560
Where would martial arts... Martial artists hang out? Fucking hell. Anything going on up here? It wouldn't be a street fight up there.

1277
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:37,680
Yeah, we were in there already. Got it. Thanks for the tip.

1278
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,800
Farm dictate. She's gonna lose.

1279
01:44:41,800 --> 01:45:07,160
uh fuck i don't know it's anywhere down here

1280
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:33,160
excuse me hello and welcome

1281
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:42,200
do you know where martial artists usually hang out yuha hall is nearby so go there

1282
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:54,520
okay any others not that i know of i see

1283
01:45:54,520 --> 01:46:09,560
hang on i never that gate wasn't open before was it

1284
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:22,600
ah i know where we are

1285
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:31,640
uh

1286
01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:44,680
oh yeah i said i give a recap uh

1287
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:53,720
uh of the story the story is he's uh he went to the village in the beginning of the game to find that uh where we left off from shenmui 2

1288
01:46:53,720 --> 01:47:02,760
obviously you know he's trying to find the man who killed his father landy

1289
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:11,800
that's it what more do you need to know i need to fight a load of monks to uh

1290
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:30,840
to uh get to the red dragons in order to get to landy there's some connection between landy and the red dragons that's what i can gather

1291
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:43,880
that's what i can gather

1292
01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:59,560
it's picking up pace now it really is

1293
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:21,640
pace is fast game is nice oh yeah sure i thought i i thought when i was down at this

1294
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:23,800
dojo before

1295
01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:30,120
that they told me to fuck off somewhere else

1296
01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:31,400
so i beat all these monks

1297
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:35,000
beat all the monkey boys

1298
01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:37,400
excuse me

1299
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:43,560
have you come to train i have you can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy or

1300
01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:50,520
thanks for the tip you can also test your skills in a real match thank you very much owen murphy

1301
01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:51,320
what will you do

1302
01:48:51,320 --> 01:49:03,480
i want to practice fighting against more than one opponent can i do that here more than one i see

1303
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:10,360
i suppose that could be interesting thanks very much the two opponents you'll be facing work well

1304
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:15,560
together they make a good combo so you have your work cut out for you

1305
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:28,440
no way you start playing champ manager 00 to 01 i downloaded there a year or two ago and try to install it but my computer was too modern

1306
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:35,880
i had to install something called wine skin to be able to play it or something

1307
01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:46,200
wine skin

1308
01:49:46,200 --> 01:50:10,920
is this i have to beat everyone in the dojo

1309
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:12,920
have you come to train

1310
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:19,000
you can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy back or polish your techniques by sparring

1311
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:22,920
you can also test your skills in a real match

1312
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:24,760
what will you do

1313
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:34,360
do you want to have a match this time your opponent will be black wolf

1314
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:35,560
yeah man

1315
01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:38,760
bring out the wolf

1316
01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:50,760
go

1317
01:50:50,760 --> 01:51:20,680
training training training training training training dojo dojo you're making excellent

1318
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:31,900
progress you beat black wolf that makes you second to one keep it up excuse me

1319
01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:41,560
thanks for the tip I see am I better off donating to patrons and you don't read my

1320
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:50,600
mad messages lad no don't you don't have to donate at all your messages were just too bad

1321
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:54,940
What did you say do you think for a car can live up to the height?

1322
01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:58,460
Why

1323
01:51:59,780 --> 01:52:01,780
Brad can't

1324
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:10,780
Have you come to train you can practice your kung-fu on a wooden dummy or polish your techniques by sparring?

1325
01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:14,760
You can also test your skills in a real match

1326
01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:17,180
What will you do?

1327
01:52:17,180 --> 01:52:20,540
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see

1328
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:24,700
Decent Gulag Chow by Seamus

1329
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:28,200
Thanks, thanks to Owen Murphy

1330
01:52:30,740 --> 01:52:32,740
Sorry about the echo

1331
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:39,480
Do you want to have a match your next opponent will be blue?

1332
01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:53,000
What's with this guy?

1333
01:52:53,000 --> 01:53:05,080
What's with this guy?

1334
01:53:05,080 --> 01:53:05,500
Yeah!

1335
01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:34,880
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. Thanks one. Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the stream. Chillax vibes. Chillax it out man.

1336
01:53:34,880 --> 01:54:00,600
Impressive victory. That's the spirit. I didn't do fucking two hours of dummy work last night. For nothing. I'm going to take on the next guy even though I've only got half health. Alright. Maybe not.

1337
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:05,600
Do you want to have this time I'll have you.

1338
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:16,600
He's got a nice Lombardi.

1339
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:34,600
It's a smooth Lombardi man. He's got an ultra Lombardi. Lombardis. Lombastard.

1340
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:40,600
Come on. Cunt's fucked.

1341
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:44,600
I'm sending it.

1342
01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:58,600
Got fucked up man. He got taken out to pasture.

1343
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:06,600
Well well. You even beat White Wolf. Yeah. That moves you up to fourth Dawn.

1344
01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:12,600
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? Cause that stuff was a blast.

1345
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,600
*Sigh*

1346
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:18,600
*Sigh*

1347
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:20,600
*Sigh*

1348
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:22,600
*Sigh*

1349
01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:24,600
*Sigh*

1350
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:26,600
*Sigh*

1351
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:28,600
*Sigh*

1352
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:30,600
*Sigh*

1353
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:32,600
*Sigh*

1354
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:34,600
*Sigh*

1355
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,600
Have I come to train?

1356
01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:38,600
You can practice your con-

1357
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:40,600
What will you do?

1358
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:42,600
Have I come to train?

1359
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:44,600
Do you want to have a match?

1360
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:48,600
Gold Wolf will be your opponent this time.

1361
01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:50,600
*Sigh*

1362
01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:52,600
*Sigh*

1363
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:54,600
Gold Wolf is after you.

1364
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:56,600
Fifth Dwayne.

1365
01:55:56,600 --> 01:56:02,600
*Sigh*

1366
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:04,600
*Sigh*

1367
01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:06,600
*Sigh*

1368
01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:08,600
Kevin Murphy, sane yeti.

1369
01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:10,600
*Sigh*

1370
01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:12,600
*Sigh*

1371
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:14,600
*Sigh*

1372
01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:16,600
*Sigh*

1373
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:20,600
Imagine going into IKEA or a fucking home store or more and going over to the beds with a bat.

1374
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:22,600
Just going...

1375
01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:24,600
*Sigh*

1376
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:30,200
guards would be called. Like, you know, it would be fucking pretty scary actually for some of the customers.

1377
01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:43,920
Om'shtore and more. When all the yetis are gone, they're gone.

1378
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:48,380
Unbelievable. You actually beat Gold Wolf.

1379
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:49,340
Did die for him.

1380
01:56:49,340 --> 01:56:51,200
That makes you fifth to one.

1381
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:51,620
Yeah.

1382
01:56:51,820 --> 01:56:53,700
A true testament to your efforts.

1383
01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:57,520
But there are even stronger opponents that await you.

1384
01:57:01,580 --> 01:57:04,720
What, here? Or where did he say? Did he say somewhere else?

1385
01:57:08,980 --> 01:57:10,220
Just get a few bananas.

1386
01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:38,460
Did your man just tell us to go somewhere else then or to carry on there? Are there more dwan's? Dojo dwan's to take care of? We're just fucking stomping on these dwan's, man. We're just dwanning them into the ground. Pure fucking hard dwan.

1387
01:57:41,740 --> 01:57:49,320
Any dwan, man. Welcome. I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town. The sweetest, juiciest dwan's in town.

1388
01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:58,380
Is there more dwan's down at the dojo?

1389
01:57:58,380 --> 01:57:58,440
Is there more dwan's down at the dojo?

1390
01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:10,560
Let's do the dog on it. 16 bunches of bananas.

1391
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:43,340
Excuse me.

1392
01:58:43,340 --> 01:58:56,380
Polish your dummy. You can also test your skills in a real match. Clean your dummy.

1393
01:58:56,480 --> 01:58:57,260
What will you do?

1394
01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:02,120
A fight, eh?

1395
01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:03,560
You hammered your dummy.

1396
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:06,660
Let's see. Red dragon will be your opponent.

1397
01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:10,300
You currently fight with moderate skill.

1398
01:59:11,220 --> 01:59:12,220
Huh?

1399
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:19,540
Sixth dwan. Red dragon is the sixth dwan.

1400
01:59:21,620 --> 01:59:23,360
Gonna get fucking trashed.

1401
01:59:25,540 --> 01:59:27,940
Better call the fucking garbage truck to come.

1402
01:59:28,980 --> 01:59:30,420
I'm putting out the trash.

1403
01:59:32,340 --> 01:59:33,160
Cuts fucked.

1404
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,560
You've heard of yin and yang.

1405
01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:40,840
So here's fucking ying and bang.

1406
01:59:40,840 --> 02:00:07,820
Good luck.

1407
02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:07,820
Good luck.

1408
02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:13,520
Good luck.

1409
02:00:13,520 --> 02:00:13,520
Good luck.

1410
02:00:15,080 --> 02:00:16,240
Well fought.

1411
02:00:16,420 --> 02:00:16,920
Good luck.

1412
02:00:17,240 --> 02:00:18,720
You beat red dragon.

1413
02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:22,200
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

1414
02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:24,700
Because that stuff was a blast.

1415
02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:26,640
Keep climbing.

1416
02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:26,860
Watch out.

1417
02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:28,220
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1418
02:00:28,220 --> 02:00:28,660
We'll get out.

1419
02:00:28,660 --> 02:00:37,600
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1420
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:51,060
Excuse me.

1421
02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:53,060
Have you come to train?

1422
02:00:54,060 --> 02:00:56,620
You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy.

1423
02:00:57,080 --> 02:00:59,120
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1424
02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:00,780
Mads Mikkelsen.

1425
02:01:00,780 --> 02:01:03,200
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1426
02:01:03,200 --> 02:01:08,760
So you wish to fight?

1427
02:01:08,760 --> 02:01:12,200
Black dragon should be the perfect opponent.

1428
02:01:24,900 --> 02:01:26,900
Dwayne Hayes.

1429
02:01:29,900 --> 02:01:31,020
Any crocodile.

1430
02:01:33,020 --> 02:01:34,140
Straight off the bat.

1431
02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:35,120
With this guy.

1432
02:01:37,940 --> 02:01:39,060
Lovely strike.

1433
02:01:46,600 --> 02:01:47,440
Fucking hell.

1434
02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:47,440
Fucking hell.

1435
02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:48,160
I'm fucking him up.

1436
02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:51,700
I should have took a few bananas before we came into this.

1437
02:01:55,520 --> 02:01:56,900
You punk.

1438
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:03,760
Fucking wrecked.

1439
02:02:08,480 --> 02:02:10,300
Bring on the Dwan Man.

1440
02:02:12,700 --> 02:02:14,520
Fucking flange master Gash.

1441
02:02:14,520 --> 02:02:16,500
What a magnificent fight.

1442
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,820
You beat black dragon.

1443
02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:21,460
So you have been promoted in rank.

1444
02:02:22,340 --> 02:02:23,540
Keep it up warrior.

1445
02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:35,940
Excuse me.

1446
02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:37,900
Have you come to train?

1447
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:41,420
You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy.

1448
02:02:41,760 --> 02:02:43,920
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1449
02:02:44,820 --> 02:02:45,860
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1450
02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:48,200
You can polish your dummy over there.

1451
02:02:48,860 --> 02:02:49,760
What will you do?

1452
02:02:49,960 --> 02:02:52,540
You can polish your dummy out back.

1453
02:02:54,760 --> 02:02:55,240
So.

1454
02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:55,680
So.

1455
02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:57,840
You decided to fight, have you?

1456
02:02:57,840 --> 02:02:59,800
You shall fight blue dragon.

1457
02:03:00,440 --> 02:03:02,180
He's a rather strong opponent.

1458
02:03:02,180 --> 02:03:04,180
*Ding*

1459
02:03:26,280 --> 02:03:30,220
He's got sauce, he's got sauce, he's got sauce

1460
02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:51,360
I'm impressed. Don't make me laugh. You're no simple opponent. Stop that tickle!

1461
02:03:51,360 --> 02:04:21,340
Just. He's tasty. He's got a bit of pep. Clean your dummy now. In other words, you need to train

1462
02:04:21,340 --> 02:04:51,320
more. I don't think I have to train more. I nearly had him. I'm gonna fucking take him now. Excuse me. Have you. You can practice. You can. What will you do? So it is a fight you seek. Blue dra-

1463
02:04:51,320 --> 02:05:08,320
Come on. Come on.

1464
02:05:08,320 --> 02:05:18,320
*Humming*

1465
02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:23,320
Don't make me laugh.

1466
02:05:23,320 --> 02:05:29,320
You're no simple opponent.

1467
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:31,320
Fuck.

1468
02:05:31,320 --> 02:05:33,320
Let's get the stuff.

1469
02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:38,320
Fuck.

1470
02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:43,320
Ah!

1471
02:05:43,320 --> 02:05:48,320
He's got sauce.

1472
02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:50,320
He's got sauce.

1473
02:05:50,320 --> 02:05:54,320
He's been cooking for quite some time.

1474
02:05:54,320 --> 02:05:58,320
It seems you lack the foundations of a fighter.

1475
02:05:58,320 --> 02:06:04,320
Use the wooden dummy to work on your kung fu and improve your techniques.

1476
02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:08,320
In other words, you need to train more.

1477
02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:10,320
Clean your dummy!

1478
02:06:10,320 --> 02:06:18,320
*Humming*

1479
02:06:18,320 --> 02:06:20,320
Hmm.

1480
02:06:20,320 --> 02:06:24,320
*Humming*

1481
02:06:24,320 --> 02:06:34,320
*Humming*

1482
02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:36,320
*Humming*

1483
02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:38,320
*Humming*

1484
02:06:38,320 --> 02:06:40,320
*Humming*

1485
02:06:40,320 --> 02:06:41,320
I wish you now.

1486
02:06:42,820 --> 02:06:43,660
It's a hard fork.

1487
02:06:43,660 --> 02:06:45,660
I'm not giving the horse to us yet.

1488
02:06:45,660 --> 02:06:48,320
I wish I had a little important.

1489
02:06:48,320 --> 02:07:18,300
I wish I had a little bit of a little bit.

1490
02:07:18,300 --> 02:07:25,300
Where could you bet on fights?

1491
02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:42,300
There's no paddy power in China.

1492
02:07:42,300 --> 02:08:00,720
Glad.

1493
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:16,760
Thanks again.

1494
02:08:16,760 --> 02:08:28,840
Six.

1495
02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:34,840
I'm fighting Blue Dragon.

1496
02:08:34,840 --> 02:08:37,840
Also, I fought Gold Dragon.

1497
02:08:37,840 --> 02:08:40,840
And I bet him.

1498
02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:41,840
So now it's done.

1499
02:08:41,840 --> 02:08:44,840
Now all I need to do is go to the Fisher Lads.

1500
02:08:44,840 --> 02:08:46,840
Cool.

1501
02:08:46,840 --> 02:08:48,840
Thanks for the tip.

1502
02:08:48,840 --> 02:08:52,840
Saved me a lot of Yeti there, man.

1503
02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:55,840
It was going to be a late night Yeti affair.

1504
02:08:55,840 --> 02:08:58,840
Probably would have been Yeti for the next hour.

1505
02:08:58,840 --> 02:09:11,840
Wrong way.

1506
02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:12,840
I think.

1507
02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:13,840
Right way.

1508
02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:23,840
You know, we'll get down there and now it'll be time to go to bed.

1509
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:30,840
it.

1510
02:09:30,840 --> 02:10:00,820
Thank you.

1511
02:10:00,820 --> 02:10:30,800
Thank you.

1512
02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:32,800
Thank you.

1513
02:10:32,800 --> 02:10:34,800
Thank you.

1514
02:10:34,800 --> 02:10:36,800
Thank you.

1515
02:10:36,800 --> 02:10:38,640
Drive time.

1516
02:10:39,340 --> 02:10:40,880
Sponsored by Zurich.

1517
02:10:42,560 --> 02:10:46,700
Secure your future now with a pension from Zurich.

1518
02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,660
Zurich life.

1519
02:10:48,660 --> 02:10:50,660
Thank you.

1520
02:10:50,660 --> 02:10:52,660
Thank you.

1521
02:10:52,660 --> 02:10:54,660
Thank you.

1522
02:10:54,660 --> 02:10:56,660
Thank you.

1523
02:10:56,660 --> 02:10:58,660
Thank you.

1524
02:10:58,660 --> 02:11:19,340
Thanks very much, John Shox, for your tip there.

1525
02:11:19,340 --> 02:11:32,660
Excuse me.

1526
02:11:32,660 --> 02:11:33,660
Hmm?

1527
02:11:33,660 --> 02:11:39,580
Uh, hi.

1528
02:11:39,580 --> 02:11:40,580
Are you ready?

1529
02:11:40,580 --> 02:11:41,580
For?

1530
02:11:41,580 --> 02:11:44,720
Kung Fu, naturally.

1531
02:11:44,720 --> 02:11:48,260
You cannot learn Kung Fu without training hard.

1532
02:11:48,260 --> 02:11:52,700
But you must also know yourself.

1533
02:11:52,700 --> 02:11:56,440
I know.

1534
02:11:56,440 --> 02:12:00,020
Prove that you know, by keeping up with me.

1535
02:12:00,020 --> 02:12:01,020
Got it.

1536
02:12:01,020 --> 02:12:02,760
Thanks for the tip.

1537
02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:04,600
I see.

1538
02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:07,620
Thanks for the tip, just tip from my Zurich to yours.

1539
02:12:07,620 --> 02:12:09,700
Thanks very much.

1540
02:12:09,700 --> 02:12:17,180
I haven't seen the video as well, John Shox, that you're talking about, but I'll have a look.

1541
02:12:17,180 --> 02:12:21,620
Shady boys.

1542
02:12:21,620 --> 02:12:25,360
Uh, hi.

1543
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:31,940
I don't know what your circumstances are, but surely you have something to do.

1544
02:12:31,940 --> 02:12:35,620
Training and hard work alone will not grant you what you seek.

1545
02:12:35,620 --> 02:12:36,620
Yes.

1546
02:12:36,620 --> 02:12:36,620
Yes.

1547
02:12:36,620 --> 02:12:40,060
So where am I going, Song?

1548
02:12:40,060 --> 02:12:51,180
So where am I going?

1549
02:12:51,180 --> 02:12:53,180
So.

1550
02:12:53,180 --> 02:13:23,160
So.

1551
02:13:23,160 --> 02:13:24,440
The duality of real.

1552
02:13:32,880 --> 02:13:34,560
Ding Shun Wang.

1553
02:13:34,900 --> 02:13:35,640
Excuse me.

1554
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:36,760
Fisherman of the War.

1555
02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:37,240
What is it?

1556
02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:39,360
No fishing today.

1557
02:13:40,380 --> 02:13:41,660
There's something I want to ask.

1558
02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:45,840
Do you know where the martial artists here like together?

1559
02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:48,740
I dabbled in it when I was younger.

1560
02:13:49,140 --> 02:13:51,240
Used to practice at Liu Ha Ha.

1561
02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:52,800
I see.

1562
02:13:53,140 --> 02:14:12,120
Strange, strange old situation to be honest.

1563
02:14:12,120 --> 02:14:32,600
Why just race a little turtle there for a minute?

1564
02:14:32,600 --> 02:14:33,600
Just to get the...

1565
02:14:33,600 --> 02:14:38,040
The chaos meter back.

1566
02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:41,400
Turtle race, huh?

1567
02:14:41,400 --> 02:14:41,400
Turtle race, huh?

1568
02:14:41,960 --> 02:14:44,700
This isn't your first turtle rodeo, is it?

1569
02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:47,180
Good that I don't have to explain the rules.

1570
02:14:47,380 --> 02:14:47,940
Go and play.

1571
02:14:49,660 --> 02:14:50,440
Let's do it.

1572
02:14:50,440 --> 02:15:01,260
Welcome to the turtle race.

1573
02:15:01,260 --> 02:15:05,180
Welcome to the turtle race.

1574
02:15:05,180 --> 02:15:07,560
Put your money on a turtle's face.

1575
02:15:07,560 --> 02:15:08,620
Make him run.

1576
02:15:08,620 --> 02:15:09,820
Make him run.

1577
02:15:09,820 --> 02:15:11,160
Fast as he can.

1578
02:15:11,160 --> 02:15:12,220
Can't even run.

1579
02:15:12,220 --> 02:15:17,240
Racing turtles is class.

1580
02:15:17,240 --> 02:15:19,820
It's not cruelty.

1581
02:15:19,820 --> 02:15:21,820
Racing turtles is fun.

1582
02:15:23,220 --> 02:15:24,200
For a bit.

1583
02:15:27,800 --> 02:15:29,800
You can make some money with it.

1584
02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,480
Make your turtle go faster.

1585
02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:46,020
by tapping square, circle and x2 x2 x2 square square square square

1586
02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:54,460
Come on, you got it. Come on, you got it.

1587
02:15:55,580 --> 02:16:00,260
Come on, you got it. Faster. Faster.

1588
02:16:00,260 --> 02:16:04,320
Come on, you got it. Faster. Faster.

1589
02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:06,280
Come on, spurt!

1590
02:16:06,280 --> 02:16:08,600
Come on, Terse.

1591
02:16:10,680 --> 02:16:12,040
Terse is mad.

1592
02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:17,100
Terse is spade.

1593
02:16:17,940 --> 02:16:18,900
Terse is spade.

1594
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:21,560
Terse is spade.

1595
02:16:23,640 --> 02:16:25,360
Terse is spade.

1596
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:33,520
Come on. Come on.

1597
02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:34,360
Come on.

1598
02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:39,160
Fucking hell.

1599
02:16:49,160 --> 02:16:50,160
Come on, you cunt.

1600
02:16:50,620 --> 02:16:51,500
Come on, you cunt.

1601
02:16:53,440 --> 02:16:54,840
I fucking lost.

1602
02:16:54,840 --> 02:16:57,840
Fuck.

1603
02:16:57,840 --> 02:16:59,840
Fuck.

1604
02:16:59,840 --> 02:17:01,840
Fuck.

1605
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,840
Fuck.

1606
02:17:03,840 --> 02:17:05,840
Fuck.

1607
02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:07,840
Fuck.

1608
02:17:07,840 --> 02:17:09,840
Fuck.

1609
02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:11,840
Fuck.

1610
02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:13,840
Fuck.

1611
02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:15,840
Fuck.

1612
02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:17,840
Fuck.

1613
02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:19,840
Fuck.

1614
02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:21,840
Fuck.

1615
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:22,840
Fuck.

1616
02:17:22,840 --> 02:17:23,840
Fuck.

1617
02:17:23,840 --> 02:17:24,840
Fuck.

1618
02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:25,840
Fuck.

1619
02:17:25,840 --> 02:17:26,840
Fuck.

1620
02:17:26,840 --> 02:17:27,840
Fuck.

1621
02:17:27,840 --> 02:17:28,840
Fuck.

1622
02:17:28,840 --> 02:17:29,840
Fuck.

1623
02:17:29,840 --> 02:17:30,840
Fuck.

1624
02:17:30,840 --> 02:17:31,840
Fuck.

1625
02:17:31,840 --> 02:17:32,840
Fuck.

1626
02:17:32,840 --> 02:17:33,840
Fuck.

1627
02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:34,840
Fuck.

1628
02:17:34,840 --> 02:17:35,840
Excuse me.

1629
02:17:35,840 --> 02:17:36,840
Thanks for the tip.

1630
02:17:36,840 --> 02:17:37,840
I see.

1631
02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:39,840
Mark Dagen, thank you.

1632
02:17:39,840 --> 02:17:40,840
For the tip.

1633
02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:42,840
So sound of you.

1634
02:17:42,840 --> 02:17:44,840
Thanks for watching everyone.

1635
02:17:44,840 --> 02:17:46,840
But I'm fucked.

1636
02:17:46,840 --> 02:17:48,840
Gonna have to end this video.

1637
02:17:48,840 --> 02:17:51,840
Gonna have to head to the sack.

1638
02:17:51,840 --> 02:17:53,840
Get some sleep.

1639
02:17:54,840 --> 02:17:55,840
Blimisky.

1640
02:17:55,840 --> 02:17:56,840
Excuse me.

1641
02:17:56,840 --> 02:17:57,840
Excuse me.

1642
02:17:57,840 --> 02:17:58,840
Thanks for the tip.

1643
02:17:58,840 --> 02:17:59,840
Pat the tipper is on the case.

1644
02:17:59,840 --> 02:18:00,840
I see.

1645
02:18:00,840 --> 02:18:02,840
Thanks very much Pat the tipper.

1646
02:18:02,840 --> 02:18:03,840
Mark Dagen too.

1647
02:18:03,840 --> 02:18:07,840
And everybody I'm talking to you, you, you, you and you.

1648
02:18:07,840 --> 02:18:09,840
You know it's true.

1649
02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:10,840
You know it's true.

1650
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:12,840
Goodnight and God bless.

1651
02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:14,840
Goodnight and God bless.

1652
02:18:14,840 --> 02:18:17,840
Goodnight and God bless.

1653
02:18:17,840 --> 02:18:18,840
Oh yeah.

1654
02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:18,840
These hot dogs taste so good.

1655
02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:19,840
Get them while they're hot.

1656
02:18:19,840 --> 02:18:20,840
Hot dogs taste so nice.

1657
02:18:20,840 --> 02:18:21,840
Try them out.

1658
02:18:21,840 --> 02:18:22,840
You won't be disappointed.

1659
02:18:22,840 --> 02:18:39,680
These hot dogs taste so good. Get them while they're hot. Hot dogs taste so nice. Try them out. You won't be disappointed.

1660
02:18:39,680 --> 02:19:01,380
Good luck.
